I'm currently conducting a poll. Please post your votes in the comments section.

If you were to pick a superpower, which would you choose? (Please choose from the provided list.)

A. Sneeze fire. Unexpectedly.

B. Sprout wings and randomly fan oneself to cool off.

C. Abnormally fast ability to groom dogs.

D. Fly. Superfly.

E. the power to tickle the unticklish.

F. Perfect memory for prices on ceiling fans and rubber ducks.

G. The ability to read backwards, and comprehend almost everything.

Please vote now, vote often, I don't care.